feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

do u ever just feel like ur slowly being pushed out of the group.

u know its happening

u can feel it happening

but u cant do anything

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

cupcakeacorn:

who wants to move to new york with me

we can get a tiny shoe box apartment that’s too expensive

explore the city daily

become regulars at some coffee shop 

have sleepovers in the living room

marathon our favorite movies and tv shows

sit together while we blog

always order in because we’re too lazy to cook

play board games

and idk maybe we could get a cat or dog

kikmessenger:

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical