terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

trashyprinces:

Daniel Illescas by Fernando Gomez.
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kikmessenger:

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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ios-7:

tumblr are only deleting blogs that aren’t following me so tell all ur friends

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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disobedient-nightmare:


thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

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